The Best Weed Strain for Your Zodiac Sign: A Stoner Horoscope

The best weed strain for your zodiac sign

Looking for the best weed strain for your zodiac sign? Here's our just-for-fun stoner horoscope: high-energy Green Crack for Aries, OG Kush for two-sided Gemini, Laughing Buddha for Sagittarius and dreamy Blue Dream for Pisces, plus picks for every sign in between. Plenty of people turn to cannabis to connect with their higher self, literally and figuratively, and astrology connects us to the universe. No wonder the two go hand in hand.

Every astrological sign has its own set of defining traits, and so does every cannabis strain.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

The first of the three fire signs, Aries is known for ambition, a bold nature and a stubborn streak. Aries are driven, confident leaders who build community and move through life with optimism. They tend to leap first and think later, which can be a superpower or a liability if you're not careful.

Just like Aries, Green Crack is a high-energy strain known for its motivating, mood-lifting effects. And as aggressive as Green Crack might seem at first, this strain is incredibly reliable, tasty and uplifting, just like an Aries.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus is the earth sign represented by the bull. Like their celestial spirit animal, Taureans are all about luxurious comfort: soothing scents, chill vibes, delicious flavors, great food and fashion that's beautiful but functional. This sign is ruled by Venus, the planet of love, beauty and money.

Purple Pie is a potent hybrid, a cross between the famous Girl Scout Cookies and Ninja Fruit. It's perfect for an afternoon of snacks, good movies and your favorite Taurus.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Geminis tend to get a bad rap, often called two-faced or fake, which makes this one of the most misunderstood signs in the whole zodiac. Like all air signs, Geminis are masters of communication and can strike up a conversation with just about anyone. They're incredibly laid-back, quick with a joke and usually very smart.

Like a Gemini, OG Kush is a strain with more than one side to it. This hybrid gives you the best of both worlds with its balance of sativa and indica.

 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This water sign is represented by the Crab. Cancers are known for being deeply emotional, caring and almost as intuitive as Pisces. This sign is fiercely protective of loved ones, sometimes too much, and can be a bit insecure at times.

Cancers are linked with comfort and home life, but there's an undeniable, natural glamour to this sign. For Cancers, the best pick is a hybrid that balances happy and relaxing effects, perfect for staying cozy in your shell.

 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Represented by the Lion, Leos are maybe the most fiery of the fire signs. Driven by courage, charisma and passion, a Leo's energy is contagious to everyone around them. They go all in, head-on, ready to dominate whatever they set out to do.

 

Like Leo, Super Lemon Haze is a strain known for its upbeat, dreamy, confident effects.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The second earth sign of the zodiac is Virgo, represented by the Maiden. As the name suggests, Virgos tend to have an innocent streak. They're known as perfectionists and can be extremely meticulous and determined when they're chasing their goals.

This sign has a unique way of seeing the world, and Virgos tend to be very smart and innovative in how they approach learning. But they're also very hard on themselves, and that can hold them back. They usually love nature, animals and order.

For a Virgo, a mellow indica makes the most sense. Virgos are notorious overthinkers who often criticize themselves in their heads, so they may get more out of a strain that's low in THC and high in CBD.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Represented by the Scales, Libra is the second air sign of the zodiac and famous for its sense of balance. Libras are diplomatic and level-headed: they can always see both sides of a situation and make excellent mediators. Intuitive and smart by nature, Libras lead with charisma, sociability and an otherworldly beauty. Gorilla Glue is a strain that'll fully deliver the stimulation and intellectual conversation these folks crave.

Another pick: Forbidden Fruit, a mouthwatering hybrid that's stunning to look at, one of the most photogenic strains in the cannabis family. With deep purple hues, intense green foliage and orange hairs, this strain is as pretty as it is euphoric and physically relaxing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpios are known for being drawn to darkness, secrecy and intensity. Still, Scorpios are some of the best friends you'll ever have. Like every water sign, they live for their emotions, even if they tend to hide them under a cool exterior.

Darkside OG, a Kush hybrid, has dark, bold tones. But just like a Scorpio, Darkside OG has many sides. Dark as it looks, it gives off a soft floral aroma and wraps your whole body in a blanket of calm.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Ruled by Jupiter, Sagittarius is the sign most closely tied to an open mind and good luck. Sagittarians are usually very optimistic and champion freedom, spontaneity and laughter as they go through life. They tend to be unshakably honest, which can get them into trouble now and then, but Sagittarians are loyal, ambitious and fun.

The best strain for a Sagittarius is Laughing Buddha, an award-winning sativa associated with energy, happiness and endless giggles. This is the strain you smoke when you want to laugh until your cheeks hurt, just like a Sagittarius.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn is represented by the Goat and is the last earth sign of the zodiac. Rooted in pragmatism and stubborn ambition, this sign is known for being extremely disciplined, organized and independent.

It's important for Capricorns to take time to unwind and practice self-care. They tend to be a bit pessimistic, but at the end of the day they'll do whatever it takes to hit their goals. They're one of the most hardworking signs; you can always count on a Capricorn to deliver.

White Buffalo is a clear-headed sativa that gives users uplifting, energizing effects. This strain is great for productivity, so if you need a little inspiration while you plan the rest of your life, White Buffalo is for you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

The last air sign and second-to-last sign of the zodiac is Aquarius, represented by the Water Bearer, who brings nourishment to the Earth. And Aquarius definitely brings a lot to the table, intellectually, culturally and socially. This sign is usually associated with social activism, diplomacy and fierce independence.

Aquarians are some of the most unique and creative people in the zodiac, and natural philosophers. But they can also have a temper and sometimes come off as cold or distant.

Jack Herer is one of the most popular strains in the cannabis community. It's known for bringing loads of energy and creativity.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

The last sign of the zodiac is Pisces, ruled by Neptune and represented by the Fish. True water babies, Pisceans are highly intuitive, friendly and gentle. They tend to be artistic and are deeply connected to music.

Pisceans are generous, faithful and compassionate, and they love to laugh and stay in touch with their inner child. They're endlessly loyal to the people they love.

Blue Dream is one of the most iconic strains of all time. A sativa-dominant hybrid, Blue Dream is smooth, very heady and invigorating. Smoking Blue Dream tastes like sweet fruit and feels like floating on waves, just like the freeing magic of a Pisces.

What Is Astrology, and Is There Any Science Behind It?

Astrology is a system of beliefs and practices built on the idea that the positions and movements of celestial bodies, like planets and stars, influence personality, human relationships and events on Earth. It's considered a pseudoscience, since it doesn't rely on rigorous scientific methods and has no solid empirical evidence to back up its claims.

Astrology has been practiced for thousands of years across many cultures and has evolved over time. It's used to make interpretations and predictions based on where the planets were at the moment a person was born, which is mapped out in a birth chart (natal chart).

According to astrology, the different zodiac signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini and so on) and the planetary positions at birth can shape a person's personality, traits and tendencies. Concepts like astrological houses and planetary aspects are also used to analyze specific areas of life, such as love, career or health.

Keep in mind that astrology isn't backed by the scientific community, and its predictions and readings are considered mostly subjective. Lots of people find astrology interesting and entertaining, but its scientific validity is very much in question. So take your stoner horoscope with a grain of salt.

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